BRAYNS

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Pray for me, for I have lost my faith in Holy Wars

Weston Pier
BRAYNS
[info]ellrohan
Weston Pier burned down yesterday. It was the last of the great Victorian pleasure piers built here in the UK. It was Weston in a way. And now it's gone.

The walkway part of the pier itself is still there, as is the end part but the entire building is gone. As it was Victorian, it was all built of wood and took about an hour and a half to burn.

It was just a building, but it was much loved. Apparently the people of Weston stood watching and cried.

It's not on the scale of the bush fires in California or anything, but it's close to home you know? It was somewhere I'd spent a lot of time either on or driving past and it's just, upsetting.

What is this, a premiere?
mosh!
[info]ellrohan
By some freak accident of Dad failing at both German and the internet at the same time, he managed to book us tickets to the German Premiere of Prince Caspian instead of the Ritterturnier (held at the same place).

Never been to a premiere before as usually they're held in posh places, but this one was held outside in Kaltenburg Arena on a huge screen and it was AWESOME. I've seen the film before - my German isn't good enough to have understod the film without subtitles and even then 8| - but nnnngghhhhhhhh it was fun. The audience actually applauded when Peter stabbed King Miraz in the chest ^^

The German CEO of Walt Disney was there and the actors for Peter and Susan were there and Prince Luitpold (I'm not sure whether he's a Prince or a Duke, but I could've sworn he was introduced as Prinz Luitpold) who owns the castle and arena at Kaltenburg, which is also a brewery, introduced it and wow. For some reason I wasn't expecting important people to be there! You'd've thought that the premiere would've been up in Berlin, but nope!

It was really something :) Even though everything from mid-thigh down went dead!

Maisie, why do you do this?
BRAYNS
[info]ellrohan
You know how cats bring their owners home a present, often in the form of a bird, rabbit or a mouse? Well my cat's just come hurtling through the cat flap clutching a meal worm.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM AWED AT THE SIZE OF YOUR OFFERING MAISIE.

LONG TERM FREEDOM. YOU INTIMIDATE ME.
BRAYNS
[info]ellrohan
I've realised that before the exams finished, vegetating for a week on my sofa with the TV and Archie for company would have been Heaven on Earth. Now having done it... I'm bored. SO A SPENDING SPREE WAS IN ORDER and I got a new PS2 game called "Devil Kings". It's set in the Warring States period in Japan but when it was translated into English, not only did they cut half the playable characters, they also changed their names ARGH.

Oda Nobunaga is now 'Devil King' and poor Mori Ranmaru is called 'Hornet'... America, I hate your translation.

That gave me a headache because I forgot to drink ;___; so A NEW PASTIME IS IN ORDER!!

I decided to make Kazekage Sandaime (about two years too late as I'm thinking of going to London Expo as Kakuzu this year) but still, I felt creative :D

ALSO AHAHAHAHAHAHA I'VE JUST EATEN SOME PARCELTAPE AND IT'S STUCK TOO FAR DOWN MY THROAT FOR ME TO GET IT OUT ;___; BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT DOESN'T SAY ANYWHERE "DO NOT INGEST" ANYWHERE ON IT SO I SHOULD BE OK...

*CACKLES*

ALSO OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FINGERS ARE SO HARD TO MAKE GNGNGNGAKJBGOABGONAE They're fully jointed though *preens*

MAYBE PICTURES SOON. I AM PROUD OF MY SO-FAR HEADLESS PROJECT *rolls away*

FREEDOM~
BRAYNS
[info]ellrohan
*flops*

Last exam is over ♥

I messed up though, I got too panicky and forgot that one of the statues was bronze. 15 marks out of 50 gone, but whatever ^___^ It's entirely too late now to change it. It's not so much that I'll be disappointed if I don't get an A I will I'm such an overachiever it's just that I know I didn't do as well as I could have and that's what annoys me.

BUT NEVER MIND FI.

Slow your heart rate down, drink your tea and worry about your results in August.

AND THEN ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAYS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~

*dances off into the sunset*

Now maybe I can finish Metal Gear ♥♥♥♥♥

GOODBYE GERMAN, FOR A WHILE...
BRAYNS
[info]ellrohan
Has anyone else's hayfever started up yet? Mine has -___- and I itched my eye in my German exam BIG MISTAKE. It was horrid and Mr Hardie appeared after I asked him for a tissue with an entire loo roll and a silly expression *rolls*

Also, I fail in a major way at living. I had to ring my mum and ask her what light thingie I was waiting for to switch off to tell me that the oven was hot enough to put the chicken in. Answer procured, I advance on the fridge to find said chicken. There she is, in a two-piece... thing. I have no idea what the jesus I'm supposed to do with this funny lookin' saucepan and decide to just put the whole thing in the oven.

I bet it's wrong and I've done something really dumb.

Should I be this worried over an oven and a chicken?

Aaaaaaaaaanyway this oddly accented woman just phoned from an odd number an 02blahblah number. She sounded oh god so bored ahahahahahahaha! This strange girl burbling away to herself on the other end of the phone 8D She was like: Yeah, well thanks for your help goodbye *phone down*

Me: AW YEAH.

CURSE YOU TECHNOLOGY
Well Shite
[info]ellrohan
AUGH HOW DARE THERE HAVE BEEN A POWER CUT LAST NIGHT!?

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH I MISSED SUPERNATURAL.

BUGGER.
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Is all the screaming about your cartoons again Fi?
mosh!
[info]ellrohan
AUGH SASUKE YOU'RE SO ADORABLE SUCH AN IDIOT.

Did anyone else notice that suddenly Mikoto was being really naggy bitch and Daddy Uchiha (his name escapes me ahahahahaha) was all spaced out and happy? In the other Uchiha flashbacks, it was the other way around, right? And ahahahaha sulky mini-Sasuke was sooooooooo cute! I wish to know what happened to Itachi's body, Kisame and Team super special awesome Hebi/Eagle while all the Uchiha-angst was going on. I hope Kisame's ok ;___; By the suspicious lack of wounds on Suigetsu, I'm guessing they just sat down and had tea and cake. There's no way Kisame would've been killed without mashing Suigetsu up a lot, unless they poisoned his tea and cake D:

And Sasuke actually cried ;____; Kishi might take frikkin' ages with plotlines and fight scenes, but I agree with [info]carola_chan he's good at emotions ♥

ALSO YES ITACHI, YOU ARE THE BEST BROTHER EVER IN A TWISTED WAY, I WAS RIGHT TO LOVE YOU ♥♥♥

I was like: "YEAH SASUKE NEW GOAL *reads rest of page* OH SASUKE YOU IDIOT, ITACHI DID ALL THIS SO YOU COULD BE A HERO IN KONOHA AND SKBJFBSL GET RID OF MADARA/TOBI, HE'S THE BAD GUY, REMEMBER WHAT ITACHI PLANTED IN YOUR EYE? SASUKE ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!

Mum: Is all the screaming about your cartoons again Fi?
Me: YES, SASUKE IS A DORK BUT I LOVE HIM
Mum: Oh, I see *leaves at speed*

I love Sasuke's Mangekyou though :D

MMMMMMMM SMELLS LIKE CHINA
BRAYNS
[info]ellrohan
I GOT AN XXXHOLIC DVD TODAY IN THE POST AND IT SMELLS LIKE CHINESE FOOD. SO GOOD ♥

ALSO THIS.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ZUKO ♥

What makes it even better, is that you have to save these FLASHING STROBE LIGHTING prisoners from gaol AND CLEARLY SOMETHING UNTOWARD HAPPENED IN THERE TO YOU PRINCE ZUKO

... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *continues*

right, homework goshdangit.

Shuttup Aeneas you poncy arse.
mosh!
[info]ellrohan
OH GOOD LORD MRS BELL IS GOING TO KILL ME WITH FIRE AND I CARE NOT A JOT :DDDDDD

We had to write an essay about who is the more interesting character, Odysseus (Odyssey) or Aeneas (Aeneid) and I hate Aeneas' whinywhinywhiny. Mrs Bell is in love with Aeneas. Therein lies my problem of DEATH BY FIRE.

Basic gist of this truly awesome essay:

INTRO: waffle as I try to remember to be objective and not call Aeneas a whiny bitch.
1ST PARAGRAPH: Intelligent waffle on the meaning of the word interesting, without calling Aeneas a whiny bitch.
MAIN BODY OF ESSAY: burble giving examples of both heroes being interesting without calling Aeneas a whiny bitch.
CONCLUSION: Me dancing around the fact that my ENTIRE justification that Odysseus is more interesting is that he doesn't bitch and whine as much as Aeneas, has narcelepsy and does really stupid things. I then attempt to be nice about Aeneas having 'feelings' and the fact that he's got 'depth' and 'moral dilemmas' and refrain from telling Aeneas to shut up, grow a pair of testicles and get on with his goddamn mission and stop WHINING.

I can safely say the essay will be a resounding E :D

Also Italy holiday piccies coming up later, in case you weren't already aware that I'm a Classics nerd 8D

I shall read through my f-list tomorrow XD

HOLIDAYS
BRAYNS
[info]ellrohan
BRB ITALY TRIP ♥

AND YES, YES IT REALLY IS HALF PAST FOUR ;______;

Merlin = greedy eejit.
BRAYNS
[info]ellrohan
My dog is such a retard -___- He stole an entire dark chocolate Easter egg and ate it. Chocolate, especially dark chocolate, is poisonous to dogs because there's a chemical in it that makes them have seizures and they can die. Luckily even though Merlin had to go to the vet to have charcoal pumped into his tummy (to try and absorb the poison) they reckon he'll be ok. The worst thing was he had to stay overnight ;___; I miss him. He's supposed to be coming home today, but mum and Teem are nowhere to be seen. Either they've gone shopping, fallen though a plot hole or taken Merlin for a THANK GOD YOU'RE BETTER YA EEJIT walk. Maybe a combination of the three knowing my family.

I have done sod all this holiday. So I'd better actually start my revision ohoho. In case you are mildly curious, here is my list:
Lenin and the Bolsheviks (Rise to Power)- dates and stuff.
Tudor Rebellions - awesome, I like this topic yay!
German - ohgod ;___; So much to learn.
Classical Civilisations - PITCHARS ROCK ON!

This took a very long time to type. Maisie the cat decided to help by chasing my fingers across the keyboard and invent her own words along the way. She's been minus Merlin for a day and a bit now and needs someone new to torture D:

AHAHAHA Learning a langauge is fun!
mosh!
[info]ellrohan
"tot durch werbung" = death through/by adverts. Not quite sure what the boy is mumbling about, but something about: "shitty adverts, stop already"



We watched this in German today because we're learning about the Media. Yeah Mrs Aberdeen w/e. We know you just like to mess with us :D
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Hurk.
BRAYNS
[info]ellrohan
Not too much goin' on. Hence lack of interesting entries :D

Going to a family dinner in a minute D: Not really feeling hungry enough or social enough but hey. I'll enjoy it once I get there and I get to see the cousin again XD Haven't slouched over to her house for ages ;___; I blame you homework-chan.

Note to self: do not ever try to go overtime again unless you have great need. 'S not worth it.

Also Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is the best remedy for homework XD

RED ZONE RED ZONE RED ZONE
mosh!
[info]ellrohan
Near my house there are some fuel tanks that until a few years ago hadn't been used since WWII. However they reopened them and started storing kerosene there, which is quite bad at catching fire, but when you pump fuel under pressure, it gets hot and if the unthinkable happens, i.e. BOOM, we will have to run at 2.5 metres per second whilst on fire to maybe escape. I don't know haw far we'll have to run, but seeing as WE'LL BE ON FIRE I don't think it matters ;___; My whole road is in the red zone D:

...Am I cool yet? :B

In slightly less ARMAGEDDON type news, mum arrived home beaming today bringing with her a doll's head for my Kakuzu cosplay XD It's really quite amusing ♥ Now I must locate the paint as Hidan does not = Barbie XDDDDDDDDDDD But I'll be taking before and after photos because it amuses me so much ohoho Also I asked Sabiha if she would teach me how to tie a headscarf like she does and she gave me the weirdest look ^^; I then explained that it was for Naruto and she looked at me slightly less weirdly and agreed XD She might even be wandering with us to London Expo yay!

I've just noticed that Barbie!Hidan has pierced ears ahahahahahahahaha maybe PIRATE EARINGS SHALL ENSUE!

DELICIOUS MEME and I fail thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much ♥
BRAYNS
[info]ellrohan
Being a short-sighted retard fails XD I managed to wash my hair with the shower gel instead of my own shampoo AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA So mum and I laughed our heads off and then she washed my hair for me like I was 5 :D Then it floofed correctly and all was well.

Comment on this post. I will choose seven interests from your profile and you will explain what they mean and why you are interested in them. Post this along with your answers in your own journal so that others can play along.

LIST FROM SQUEAKY:
black
count duckula
death eater slap-stick
german
old testament!god
the pope
and instead of a seventh I want you to explain why "leeks" isn't on there
because I totally saw it on there where it wasn't

Black: One day I was bored and peering through my wardrobe in a half-hearted search for Narnia and I realised that most of my clothes were black :D I like black and it really annoys me that my neighbours over the back have freaky sleeping habits and have ALL their lights on at midnight. Every. Night. ;__;

Count Duckula: AHAHAHAHAHA this was a cartoon I used to make my dad watch with me whenever I went to visit him. It's about a vampire duck who's a vegetarian and he has a nanny who bashes through walls instead of walking through doors like a normal person and ajadkagfkabfvavoiv it's awesome. I must watch it again.

Death Eater slap-stick: In the 4th book, when Bellatrix and 2 other DEs are chasing the trio, the trio slam the door shut and the three DEs crash into it and it made me lol. buttfacemakani drew a pic of it:


German: Favourite language because French now hates me, even though doing the coursework (on Hitler yay) makes me cry ;___;

Old Testament!God: Is far more awesome than New Testament!God. In the OT, there are pillars of fire and people turning into salt and god getting ticked off with people and smiting them forthwith, but the NT is boring :D

The Pope: Hatty and I went to Italy and even though we didn't get to see him, we were obsessed and bought little medallions and I bought a calendar and she bought a Pope guide :D When we took a photo of the calendar, there was a SHINING LIGHT from his head ahahahahahahaha. It was fun.

Uhm. Leeks: I'll add them to my soup of life ♥ That's my culinary way! Did you see LeeSaku and the Welsh Gremlins took over your brains?
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I AM WEAK-WILLED AND SHEEP-LIKE D:
God to Lucifer
[info]ellrohan
Even though Hatty and I discussed me getting a DSLite, I didn't really want one, however yesterday I managed somehow to convince my dad to buy me one. No, I also have no idea how I pulled that one off. The best reason I can come up with is that Dad was tired and wanted out of the shop right now prease. I bought the game though :D I am a scab, but not that much of one. *shrugs* OH WELL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Sadly it doesn't play my single gameboy colour game, but hey, it plays the Dynasty Warriors one and there are Naruto ones as well and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I am ridiculously excited.

So yeah. I have bowed to convention ;___;

And now I am skipping around on wikipedia looking for games to buy D: *shoots self*

SURVEY. LULZ. PAPER SPACE PLANES.
BRAYNS
[info]ellrohan
I'm going to do a survey of myself because I am curious. I always complain when I get a cold and whine that I ALWAYS have a cold.

SO. Today, my cousin Rowan's birthday, next year I shall see how many colds I've had from now until then.

I don't actually know why I'm announcing this as it'll be in the tags and you won't really notice. Oh well :D

Nayrootoe 387 spoiler MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN SASUKE DO YOU HAVE IT? )

Also, in calmer news, Japanese scientists plan to launch paper planes from the International Space Station to see if they make it back to earth. "It's going to be the space version of a message in a bottle. It will be great if someone picks one up," some guy called Suzuki said. "We are thinking of writing messages on the planes saying 'if found, please contact us' in a couple of languages."

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080206/tod-uk-japan-space-odd-b7e5c6f_1.html

Isn't that so awesome? I really want to find one :D

OH MY THE SCANDAL.
BRAYNS
[info]ellrohan
According to researchers, we should not be encouraged to love our country because of our morally ambiguous past. Fuck off. Can't we at least be fond of our country? For some reason this makes me really angry :D

BUT IN MORE IMPORTANT NEWS OH MY GOD BOYS IN THE 6TH FORM. This school is a girls' senior school and suddenly this morning our SCARY FEMINIST headmistress announced that she feels that the best way forward is to have boys in the 6th form.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Basically the underlying message is: we need the money and the governors are breaking my metaphorical balls over it.

But fo' srs. Most of the girls aren't used to boys and lordy lou. This is a ploy to get the year 11s to stay on, I betcha.

NO WORK SHALL BE DONE TODAY.

Screw you London trip. I make my own fun.
Study
[info]ellrohan
Today has been spent enjoyably ♥

I've started my note-taking for history coursework and now I know more about Napoleon Bonaparte than I did before. However I am now distracted and have gone off at a wild tangent from Napoleon to nursery rhymes :P Ah Wikipedia, you make homework just that smidgen more interesting 8D

Earlier I went on a walk avec hound in the, as it turned out, vain hope of taking some photos. It was blowing a GALE along the cliff path so I had to duck my head and breathe out at a certain angle because if I looked where I was going, then my breath was blown back onto my glasses and they STEAMED UP *cue mad flailing and giggling from Fi*. The light was going as well, so I ran home because my hearing has imagination and was insisting that mad axemen were following me. I did take a short and pointless film of Merlin fetching his toy in a field though, so the trip wasn't wasted :D I played it back just now and when I called his name on the film he sat up and bashed his head on the corner of the laptop! Everyone say "aaaw" :D

Now I must begin my German coursework on Hitler YAY. I seem to have an obsession with megalomaniacs 8DDDDDDDDDDD